Banks Blog

Anyone who underestimates the Chinese nation has obviously never tried Kung Po chicken or seen the size of it (the country not the aforementioned dish). HUGE! What’s more I would guess that the human population is in excess of 25 million!! Yes, really! I am not joking.

What did you think of the above? Bollocks wasn’t it? Welcome to the world of blogging! It’s a license for people like me to parade their ignorance to the world or for so-called entrepreneurs (business-speak describing someone between bankruptcies) to get their lame product/service related websites “top o’ the search engine”.  The latter in particular is a waste of time. All you need to do is include the phrase “heavily lubricated teenager” and you’ll get so much traffic to your web site the server will turn into an onion, pickle itself and then leap onto the plate of a passing Ploughman to supplement his lunch.  Having posted a photo of the newly oiled 17 year old camshaft of my Lotus Cortina I know this to be true.

Should anyone read this, be warned - I’m going to try and blog every day.

Tags: Philip Banks voice over

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